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A duck’s quack doesn’t echo. No one knows why.
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But… I thought that like people, no two snowflakes are the same! Haha. This article blows my mind. Who has the time to make this discovery?
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Oh, Oscar Wilde!
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” Oscar Wilde
Truths For Mature Humans: I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. I totally take back all those time I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted...
Dear friends, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the...
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.